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Monday, July 22, 2002

He's back with some thoughts on his own cryogenic preservation. Carl Hiaasen wants no part of it and says:

Should any of my offspring defy my wishes and attempt to profit from my DNA, I insist that a disclaimer be affixed to the package in bold-face labeling. Such disclaimer shall point out that my genetic material is obviously defective if my own kids are out peddling it.


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